Eric Cartman Intelligence Scale:

Eric Cartman Intelligence Scale: Written by: u/AppropriateRub6185 Media: South Park Background: Eric Theodore Cartman is an 8-10 year old boy in South Park, Colorado and a longtime companion/rival to the rest of the kids in his crew, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick and ESPECIALLY Kyle Broflovski. He’s universally disliked in the town by nearly everyone, as he’s a fat, bigoted, racist, sexist, manipulative bully who gets actively spoiled by his whore, uncoordinated mother, and is willing to get past EVERY single potential limit when it comes to dignity or integrity in order to get what he wants. Now to address the main point about Cartman, he’s INCREDIBLY inconsistent in terms of intelligence. He’ll concoct and ingenious plan only to fall on his face due to the lack of common sense, although there are two pretty good justifications for it: 1. …He’s a toddler. 2. He’s a massive egomaniac, and as you’ll see, most of his failures can be derived either from laziness, arrogance, or simply put, rack a disciprine. With that said, in this doc, I’ll show what I believe to be Cartman’s best intelligence feats with the episode which the feat came from, only to then highlight why said feat is notable. * Multilingual In spite of him having poor understanding of English to the point where he can hardly spell some simple words (Hooked on Monkey Fonics - Season 3 Episode 12) He actually showed the ability to speak German, for instance. This one’s the most obvious, as he’s seen referencing …